i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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