Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I would fuck him just for his dog
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Randomize
