We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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