bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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