Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
This house was built for laser tag.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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