Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
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