That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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