Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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