He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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