how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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