Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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