i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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