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(860): View more from Connecticut

isnt it creepy that our bodies make people

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(912): View more from Georgia

Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.

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(239): View more from Florida

yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.

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(713): View more from Texas

Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.

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(713): View more from Texas

I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.

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(512): View more from Texas

You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night

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(307): View more from Wyoming

While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"

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