Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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