Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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