i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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