You're my little dorito
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
