love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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