Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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