I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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