She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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