Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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