Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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