I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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