No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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