On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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