You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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