umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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