Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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