i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
