OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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