drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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