well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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