just come out here and I will go home with you...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
