fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize