i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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