whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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