I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
tequila makes me forget i have legs
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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