i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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