Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I'm at about main and main street
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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