We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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