You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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