how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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