no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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