so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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