Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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