Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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