why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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