Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
