so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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