Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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