I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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