you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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