This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
My ass is underappreciated
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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