You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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