I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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