We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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